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'''The Talented Mr. Kipling''' is the second episode in the first season of ''[[JESSIE (TV series)|JESSIE]]''. It first aired on October 7, 2011.
 
'''The Talented Mr. Kipling''' is the second episode in the first season of ''[[JESSIE (TV series)|JESSIE]]''. It first aired on October 7, 2011.
 
==Plot==
 
==Plot==
[[Jessie]] has a horrible nightmare about a giant version of [[Mrs. Kipling|Mr. Kipling]], the pet lizard, attacking her. She wakes up to find it was just a dream, until she discovers the real Mr. Kipling in her bed. [[Ravi]] defends him, saying that he gets bored locked in his cage all day.
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[[Jessie]] has a horrible nightmare about a giant version of [[Mrs. Kipling|Mr. Kipling]], the pet lizard, attacking her. She wakes up to find it was just a dream, until she discovers the real Mr. Kipling in her bed. [[Ravi]] defends him, saying that he gets bored locked in his cage all day and that he is a cuddler.
   
 
[[Emma]] needs help from Jessie because she loves her photography class, but is partnered with her lazy brother, [[Luke]] on their next project. “You call it lazy - I call it selective participation,“ he tells her.
 
[[Emma]] needs help from Jessie because she loves her photography class, but is partnered with her lazy brother, [[Luke]] on their next project. “You call it lazy - I call it selective participation,“ he tells her.
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At the park, Emma and Luke find the perfect photography subject, a rare Hudson Valley Hawk, and set up a stake out on the roof to get a photo of it.
 
At the park, Emma and Luke find the perfect photography subject, a rare Hudson Valley Hawk, and set up a stake out on the roof to get a photo of it.
   
On their way back from the park, Mrs. Chesterfield asks Tony who is avoiding her, but Tony keeps it a secret, but she sees Jessie, the kids, and Mr. Kipling in the lobby and gets literally sent into a panic at the sight of Mr. Kipling, and stands on top of a table, obviously not wanting to be eaten by Mr. Kipling, and asks if they have a “vicious cold blooded reptile” in the building to which [[Zuri]] replies "Why not? ''You'' live here". Jessie tells Zuri it's not a nice thing to say about Mrs. Chesterfield, although they all thought it. Mrs. Chesterfield points out that "Giant lizards are NOT allowed in this building!" and tells Tony to help her get down. Tony grabs Mrs. Chesterfield by her legs and not the waiste, and as soon as Tony puts Mrs. Chesterfield down, she calls him a "Boyishly charming troglodyte", making Tony shouting "WHOA! Language!". Ravi doesn't want Mrs. Chesterfield to take Mr. Kipling away, but Mrs. Chesterfield calls Mr. Kipling something "Before a picture of a pair of boots and a matching belt", and as Mrs. Chesterfield grabs the obviously wrong leash, Jessie and the others try to tell her that it's the wrong leash, only this time the obviously provoked Mr. Kipling attacks Mrs. Chesterfield, whose panic attack grows worse as she is appearantly literally screaming as her dress is being torn by Mr. Kipling. Jessie points out she had the wrong leash, to the obviously irritated Mrs. Chesterfield replies "Did I? Thanks for the news flash, ''Bessie''!" and takes the other elevator upstairs. Now Ravi is afraid that his best friend will be taken away from him.
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On their way back from the park, Mrs. Chesterfield asks Tony who is avoiding her, but Tony keeps it a secret and sarcastically tells her that everyone is avoiding her, but she sees Jessie, the kids, and Mr. Kipling in the lobby and gets sent into a panic at the sight of Mr. Kipling, and stands on top of a table, obviously not wanting to be eaten by Mr. Kipling, and asks if they have a “vicious cold blooded reptile” in the building to which [[Zuri]] replies "Why not? ''You'' live here". Jessie tells Zuri it's not a nice thing to say about Mrs. Chesterfield, although they all thought it. Mrs. Chesterfield points out that "Giant lizards are NOT allowed in this building!" and tells Tony to help her get down. Tony grabs Mrs. Chesterfield by her legs and not the waiste, and as soon as Tony puts Mrs. Chesterfield down, she calls him a "Boyishly charming troglodyte", making Tony shouting "WHOA! Language!". Ravi doesn't want Mrs. Chesterfield to take Mr. Kipling away, but Mrs. Chesterfield calls Mr. Kipling something "Before a picture of a pair of boots and a matching belt", and as Mrs. Chesterfield grabs the obviously wrong leash, Jessie and the others try to tell her that it's the wrong leash, only this time the obviously provoked Mr. Kipling attacks Mrs. Chesterfield, whose panic attack grows worse as she is appearantly literally screaming as her dress is being torn by Mr. Kipling. Jessie points out she had the wrong leash, to the obviously irritated Mrs. Chesterfield replies "Did I? Thanks for the news flash, ''Bessie''!" and takes the other elevator upstairs. Now Ravi is afraid that his best friend will be taken away from him.
   
 
Zuri is also having a problem with a new invisible friend named Genevieve who pushes her and rips the heads off of her dolls. Jessie gives her the advice to “kill her with kindness,” which is exactly what she plans to do with Mrs. Chesterfield. She brings her "I’m-sorry-you-almost-got-eaten-by-a-giant-lizard-but-please-let-him-stay-cause-it-would-mean-so-much-to-a-little-boy" cookies, better known as Pecan Sandies. Mrs. Chesterfield bites into a pecan shell and breaks her tooth. She blames Jessie and calls Animal Control to take Mr. Kipling away.
 
Zuri is also having a problem with a new invisible friend named Genevieve who pushes her and rips the heads off of her dolls. Jessie gives her the advice to “kill her with kindness,” which is exactly what she plans to do with Mrs. Chesterfield. She brings her "I’m-sorry-you-almost-got-eaten-by-a-giant-lizard-but-please-let-him-stay-cause-it-would-mean-so-much-to-a-little-boy" cookies, better known as Pecan Sandies. Mrs. Chesterfield bites into a pecan shell and breaks her tooth. She blames Jessie and calls Animal Control to take Mr. Kipling away.

Revision as of 20:37, 27 July 2013

Oh sure! Blame the lizard!
Ravi talking to Luke


The Talented Mr. Kipling is the second episode in the first season of JESSIE. It first aired on October 7, 2011.

Plot

Jessie has a horrible nightmare about a giant version of Mr. Kipling, the pet lizard, attacking her. She wakes up to find it was just a dream, until she discovers the real Mr. Kipling in her bed. Ravi defends him, saying that he gets bored locked in his cage all day and that he is a cuddler.

Emma needs help from Jessie because she loves her photography class, but is partnered with her lazy brother, Luke on their next project. “You call it lazy - I call it selective participation,“ he tells her.

Jessie has an idea that will help everyone. She brings the kids to the park so Emma and Luke can work on their project and Ravi can walk Mr. Kipling. The big problem is getting out before Mrs. Chesterfield, the scary Head of the Condo Board who is creepily attached to her little dog Zeus, sees Mr. Kipling. The kids manage to do it with the help of Tony, the young doorman.

At the park, Emma and Luke find the perfect photography subject, a rare Hudson Valley Hawk, and set up a stake out on the roof to get a photo of it.

On their way back from the park, Mrs. Chesterfield asks Tony who is avoiding her, but Tony keeps it a secret and sarcastically tells her that everyone is avoiding her, but she sees Jessie, the kids, and Mr. Kipling in the lobby and gets sent into a panic at the sight of Mr. Kipling, and stands on top of a table, obviously not wanting to be eaten by Mr. Kipling, and asks if they have a “vicious cold blooded reptile” in the building to which Zuri replies "Why not? You live here". Jessie tells Zuri it's not a nice thing to say about Mrs. Chesterfield, although they all thought it. Mrs. Chesterfield points out that "Giant lizards are NOT allowed in this building!" and tells Tony to help her get down. Tony grabs Mrs. Chesterfield by her legs and not the waiste, and as soon as Tony puts Mrs. Chesterfield down, she calls him a "Boyishly charming troglodyte", making Tony shouting "WHOA! Language!". Ravi doesn't want Mrs. Chesterfield to take Mr. Kipling away, but Mrs. Chesterfield calls Mr. Kipling something "Before a picture of a pair of boots and a matching belt", and as Mrs. Chesterfield grabs the obviously wrong leash, Jessie and the others try to tell her that it's the wrong leash, only this time the obviously provoked Mr. Kipling attacks Mrs. Chesterfield, whose panic attack grows worse as she is appearantly literally screaming as her dress is being torn by Mr. Kipling. Jessie points out she had the wrong leash, to the obviously irritated Mrs. Chesterfield replies "Did I? Thanks for the news flash, Bessie!" and takes the other elevator upstairs. Now Ravi is afraid that his best friend will be taken away from him.

Zuri is also having a problem with a new invisible friend named Genevieve who pushes her and rips the heads off of her dolls. Jessie gives her the advice to “kill her with kindness,” which is exactly what she plans to do with Mrs. Chesterfield. She brings her "I’m-sorry-you-almost-got-eaten-by-a-giant-lizard-but-please-let-him-stay-cause-it-would-mean-so-much-to-a-little-boy" cookies, better known as Pecan Sandies. Mrs. Chesterfield bites into a pecan shell and breaks her tooth. She blames Jessie and calls Animal Control to take Mr. Kipling away.

Ravi and Jessie try to sneak Mr. Kipling out of the building with Tony’s help before the Animal Control men arrive, but then they lose him in the lobby. Mrs. Chesterfield arrives at the Ross’ apartment and Zuri uses her adorable sass to hold up her search to get rid of Mr. Kipling. The kids then spot him on Mrs. Chesterfield’s balcony slowly inching his way toward her precious pup. Jessie and Ravi run down to her apartment to get him just as the hawk Emma and Luke have been watching finally moves.

The hawk almost attacks Mrs. Chesterfield’s dog, and Mr. Kipling saves the dog with a flick of his tail (Emma and Luke get a picture of it which results in an A on their project). She allows him to stay in the apartment complex when she realizes how hard it would be to live without her own pet.

Cast

Guest Stars

Quotes

Emma: Look, it's the Hudson Valley Hawk! I've heard they're really rare!
Luke: (After watching Bertram shaving) Not as rare as a razor duct taped to a spatula!
Luke: It just sits there like a lump. If it watched Korean soap operas in its underpants, it'd be you, Bertram.

Trivia

  • This was the third episode to be filmed, but it aired second.
  • This episode was originally going to be called "The Wonderful Lizard of Ross".
  • This episode title is a parody of the book and movie, The Talented Mr. Ripley.
  • Jessie revealed that she is at least 18 years old in this episode.
  • This is the first appearance of Mrs. Chesterfield, and she is played by Carolyn Hennsey, a star from the hit daytime soap opera General Hospital.
  • It is revealed by Luke, that Bertram shaves his back with a razor taped to a spatula.
  • The way Ravi said Mr. Kipling is lonely in his cage is similar to how Harry complained to his uncle about Hedwig in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
  • This is the first episode with the character Mr. Kipling in the episode name. The second is The Secret Life of Mr. Kipling.
  • Near the end of the episode, Jessie asks if a lizard using a hawk as a piniata is a first for anyone else. Ravi shakes his head and mouths 'Not really'. This implies that Mr. Kipling has done something similar before.

Goofs

  • When Jessie and the kids got on the elevator to go to the park, Zuri wasn't there but when they got off she was.
  • Luke said that he can see into Bertram's room, but according to the episode (The Kid Whisperer), Bertram had a lot of clutter covering the window that even Bertram didn't know he had a window.

Transcript

To view the The Talented Mr. Kipling transcript, click here.

Gallery

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JESSIE Episodes
Season 1
New York, New Nanny | The Talented Mr. Kipling | Used Karma | Zombie Tea Party 5 | One Day Wonders Zuri's New Old Friend | Creepy Connie Comes a Callin' | Christmas Story | Star Wars | Are You Cooler Than a 5th Grader? | Take the A-Train... I Think? | Romancing the Crone | The Princess and the Pea Brain | World Wide Web of Lies The Kid Whisperer | A Sticky Situation | Badfellas | Beauty & the Beasts | Evil Times Two | Tempest in a Teacup
A Doll's Outhouse | We Are So Grounded | Creepy Connie's Curtain Call | Cattle Calls & Scary Walls | Gotcha Day | The Secret Life of Mr. Kipling
Season 2
The Whining | Green Eyed Monsters | Make New Friends But Hide the Old | 101 Lizards | Trashin' Fashion | Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year | The Trouble With Tessie | Say Yes to the Messy Dress | Teacher's Pest | Jessie's Big Break | Pain in the Rear Window | Toy Con | To Be or Not to Be | Why Do Foils Fall in Love? |Kids Don't Wanna Be Shunned | All The Knight Moves | We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges | Somebunny's in Trouble | Punched Dumped Love | Quitting Cold Koala | Panic Attack Room | Throw Momma From the Terrace | The Jessie-nator: Grudgement Day | Diary Of A Mad Newswoman | Break-Up and Shape-Up | G.I. Jessie
Season 3
Ghost Bummers | Caught Purple Handed | Understudied & Overdone | The Blind Date, the Cheapskate, & the Primate | Lizard Scales and Wrestling Tales | The Rosses Get Real | Good Luck Jessie: NYC Christmas | Krumping and Crushing | Hoedown Showdown | Snack Attack | Creepy Connie 3: The Creepening | Acting With the Frenemy | From the White House to Our House | Help Not Wanted | Where's Zuri? | Morning Rush | Lights, Camera, Distraction! | Spaced Out | The Telltale Duck | Coffee Talk | Between the Swoon and New York City | No Money, Mo' Problems | The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein | There Goes the Bride | Rides to Riches | Jessie's Aloha-holidays with Parker and Joey
Season 4
But Africa Is So... Fari | A Close Shave | Four Broke Kids | Moby & Scoby | Karate Kid-tastrophe | Basket Case | Capture the Nag | What a Steal | Driving Miss Crazy | Bye Bye Bertie | Rossed at Sea Part 1 | Rossed at Sea Part 2 | Rossed at Sea Part 3 | Dance, Dance, Resolution | Someone Has Tou-pay | Identity Thieves | Katch Kipling | The Ghostest With the Mostest | The Fear in Our Stars | Jessie Goes to Hollywood